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föööör kul på fb

Girl: Sooo who do you like?
Boy: Hold on, I'll call her ;)
(Girl takes out åphone, expecting call, but someone else picks up)
Boy: Lmao, this isn't facebook, get real.

Difference between a whore and a bitch:
If a girl sleeps with everyone at a party, she's a whore
If a girl sleeps with everyone at a party except you, she's a bitch

Den klockrenaste:
A kid gave his teacher a bland piece of paper.
Teacher: what is this?
Kid: It's a drawing of a cow eating grass.
Teacher: (looked at the paper) Where's the grass?
Kid: The cow ate all of it.
Teacher: (looked at the paper again) Then, where's the cow?
Kid: It left because there was no more grass...

2011-02-22 @ 21:41:34 TrippleG Permalink

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