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Girl: Sooo who do you like?
Boy: Hold on, I'll call her ;)
(Girl takes out åphone, expecting call, but someone else picks up)
Boy: Lmao, this isn't facebook, get real.

Difference between a whore and a bitch:
If a girl sleeps with everyone at a party, she's a whore
If a girl sleeps with everyone at a party except you, she's a bitch

Den klockrenaste:
A kid gave his teacher a bland piece of paper.
Teacher: what is this?
Kid: It's a drawing of a cow eating grass.
Teacher: (looked at the paper) Where's the grass?
Kid: The cow ate all of it.
Teacher: (looked at the paper again) Then, where's the cow?
Kid: It left because there was no more grass...

2011-02-22 @ 21:41:34 Permalink TrippleG Kommentarer (0) Trackbacks ()

YEAAAA

2011-02-21 @ 18:02:39 Permalink TrippleG Kommentarer (0) Trackbacks ()

soooo true

Time spent → in the shower;
25% -- Daydreaming.
25% -- Building up courage to turn off water and step into cold air.
20% -- Turing in a circle to maintain even hot water distribution.
10% -- Catching water in your mouth and spitting it out. (HAHAHHAHAHHA)
10% -- Contemplating the hardest decisions of life.
7% -- Washing hair.
3% -- Washing other body parts.

2011-02-06 @ 17:54:44 Permalink TrippleG Kommentarer (1) Trackbacks ()